I got my hearing back!

　日本で皆既日食が見れただぁ、曇ってて見れなかっただぁ、と市井の方々が一喜一憂している最中、海を越えたアメリカでは一人のミュージシャンが狂喜乱舞で裸踊りをしてました。そうです、この日ようやく私の左耳が聞こえるようになったのでございます。ほーっほっほっほっほ。お医者さんから、『徐々に聴力が戻るわけじゃなくて、ある日突然戻って来るよ』とは言われてたのですが、本当に突然戻ってきました。全治１９日。あと２週間ほどは治らないものと踏んでいましたが、この日にようやくその終止符を打つことになりました。

　皆様もくれぐれも耳の病気には気をつけて下さい。そうしないと、あなたは悪魔のような友達（特にミュージシャン）から、耳が聴こえないのをつけこまれて、オモチャにされ続けられることになります。

This is the day whole Japanese people were observing a total eclipse of the sun and having the time of their lives. On the same day, one musician across the ocean was also having the time of his life. Well, more than that. He went into ruptures and was dancing and singing madly. Yes, I got my hearing back on my left ear on this day. The doctor said that I was not going to get the hearing back bit by bit but it would come back all in once someday. He was right. That was exactly how it happened. Nineteen days to heal. I was not expecting to get it back for another couple of weeks or so but that was it for the long scary days.

My friends, please be careful on any kind of disease on your ears. Because your evil friends, especially musicians, will make fun of you and make a toy of you and and.......

Illustration: イラそよ